If you live in a real world with actual living human beings, then you must have heard of the 5 gum. Known for its ridiculous long lasting flavors, the 5 gum lasts so looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong that I have been chewing the same piece of gum for a YEAR, and it’s still going. (not really)
Today I am going to be reviewing the new addition to the 5 gum series, “React”.
Before even chewing the gum, I could already tell that I am going to chew the most deliciousfantasticsuperstarshooting gum just by looking at the packaging. The smooth slick cover illustrates the fine quality of 5 gum. It is literally saying, “I am the best. Other gum in the world, sorry buddy, it’s not you. It’s me.” Moreover, there is a new addition to the back cover. A black thumb-sized sticker changes color by reacting to the touch of your skin. I know, it’s the awesomest thing ever. Now that we’ve talked about the packaging, next let’s discuss the flavor.
My first reaction to the blackish colored gum was a bit of skewed towards yuck. But as soon as I popped that baby into my mouth, giving it a few strikes with my teeth, I was submerged into total minty heaven. I felt like my mouth has just been attacked by millions of microscopic Victoria Secret models. Each one of them, in bikinis of course, blowing cold-chilled air onto the interior of my mouth. My breath was so fresh that I had to grasp for additional air as if I was drowning (in minty goodness that is).
After the first 30 minutes of chewing, I snapped back to reality, depressed at the realization of the nonexistent models. For those of you who likes sexy models, this is the gum for you. As for me, on a scale of 1~10, 2 being the lowest, and 12 being the highest, I rate this product 20 stars. (Just kidding, I think the highest is 4)
-Dustin
